Wednesday at The Masters is the Par-3 Tournament. Here’s a random shot from the last time I was at the par-3 course. The course is a beauty. It has a nice lake and even a boat and a boat dock! Has anyone ever taken this boat for a spin? Maybe Tiger Woods?
Today’s Masters image of the day is a Masters edition Chocolate Mini MoonPie. I’ve never been addicted to anything or done crack, but I think this may be close. Last time I was at the Masters I bought about 12 of these and took them home. Damn.
Welcome to Masters week! It’s the best week of the year. I will be posting some random Masters pics each day this week, but not the usual photos of the 12th hole or the 13th green. Let’s do some more “odd” photos of Masters things not normally seen… Here’s your Monday edition:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
2019 Masters Tournament is All About the MEAT
[Salt Lake City, Utah – April 9, 2019] Leading golf blogger Tony Korologos of HookedOnGolfBlog.com has just released his 2019 Masters Tournament scripting. Korologos is famous for producing some of the most prestigious Masters Tournament scripts in the history of the event. Some scripts from previous years include the original blogger apparel scripting, toothpaste scripting, Sergio Garcia’s baby nappy scripting, cigar scripting, and Dustin Johnson’s sock scripting (commemorating DJ’s fall down the stairs which injured his back and prevented him from competing in the Masters).
“The 2019 Masters scripting is different,” Korologos said. “My Masters viewing now involves a new Traeger smoker, so I’m in meat mode.”
Korologos’ script varies in meat type, culminating with the filet mignon for the Sunday final round. “The filet finish is like Tiger wearing a red shirt on Sunday. But one must not overcook it.”