FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
2019 Masters Tournament is All About the MEAT
[Salt Lake City, Utah – April 9, 2019] Leading golf blogger Tony Korologos of HookedOnGolfBlog.com has just released his 2019 Masters Tournament scripting. Korologos is famous for producing some of the most prestigious Masters Tournament scripts in the history of the event. Some scripts from previous years include the original blogger apparel scripting, toothpaste scripting, Sergio Garcia’s baby nappy scripting, cigar scripting, and Dustin Johnson’s sock scripting (commemorating DJ’s fall down the stairs which injured his back and prevented him from competing in the Masters).
“The 2019 Masters scripting is different,” Korologos said. “My Masters viewing now involves a new Traeger smoker, so I’m in meat mode.”
Korologos’ script varies in meat type, culminating with the filet mignon for the Sunday final round. “The filet finish is like Tiger wearing a red shirt on Sunday. But one must not overcook it.”
Masters week has begun and we already have our first bonehead of the week award.
The Masters is a golf tournament. It isn’t a series of tournaments. “Masters” is not plural. Please. Do not be a Masters bonehead.
The Masters IS Coming.
I’m completely spent. What a fantastic Masters Tournament, again. I’m sad that the tournament is over, but already looking forward 361 days to the next one!
Congrats to Patrick Reed.
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