Category: Tiger Woods
Dispatcher 1: Orange County Sheriff’s dispatcher Dispatcher 2: Orange County Fire-Rescue dispatcher Dispatcher 1: 911 what’s your emergency? Caller: I have, this is, uh … (redacted) in the Isleworth subdivision. I need an ambulance immediately. I have someone down in…
Category: Tiger Woods
My phone rang at 7:06am on a Saturday. That better be an emergency or something very important. It was my pal Jay Flemma calling to let me know he’d just interviewed Rachel Uchitel, the woman rumored to have been having…
Category: Boneheads, Champions Tour, European Tour, Golf Media, Hackers, Life, LPGA Tour, Miscellaneous, PGA Tour, Pro Golf, Tiger Woods
It is time for the 5th annual HOG Turkey Awards. This is a time when I reflect back on the golf year and make a short list of some of the biggest turkeys, or what I like to call “boneheads”…
Category: Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods was “injured” in a car crash last night at 2:25am. This is a single vehicle crash. Initial reports had Tiger “seriously” injured, but now the reports are that he had a few lacerations on his face and was…
Category: European Tour, PGA Tour, Tiger Woods
The press has Tiger mania about Tiger mania. They’re all going crazy about Tiger playing in Australia, and his $3 million appearance fee. The course, Kingston Heath measures out at 6923 yards (I had to convert it from meters), which…