Category: Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods announced today that he won’t be playing in the tournament he has hosted the last nine years, the Cheveron World Challenge. “I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week. I am certain…
Category: Tiger Woods
Tiger has canceled talking to the Florida Highway Patrol a 3rd time and issued an official statement regarding the car crash outside his house at 2:25am a few nights ago: As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier…
Category: Tiger Woods
Dispatcher 1: Orange County Sheriff’s dispatcher Dispatcher 2: Orange County Fire-Rescue dispatcher Dispatcher 1: 911 what’s your emergency? Caller: I have, this is, uh … (redacted) in the Isleworth subdivision. I need an ambulance immediately. I have someone down in…
Category: Tiger Woods
My phone rang at 7:06am on a Saturday. That better be an emergency or something very important. It was my pal Jay Flemma calling to let me know he’d just interviewed Rachel Uchitel, the woman rumored to have been having…
Category: Boneheads, Champions Tour, European Tour, Golf Media, Hackers, Life, LPGA Tour, Miscellaneous, PGA Tour, Pro Golf, Tiger Woods
It is time for the 5th annual HOG Turkey Awards. This is a time when I reflect back on the golf year and make a short list of some of the biggest turkeys, or what I like to call “boneheads”…