This is a bizarre bit of news. Apparently the Loch Ness Monster, also known as “Nessie,” is a golfer. A recent US expedition to find proof that Nessie exists didn’t find any evidence of her. They found thousands of golf balls at the bottom of the loch 700+ feet down.
A crack audio team has deciphered audio captured at one of the last Nessie sightings. They say it is actually Nessie saying “Bob will you throw me my 9-iron?”