Golf babe Natalie Gulbis just announced via Twitter that her caddie is leaving her to pursue a gig on the PGA Tour. I’ve already offered my services for the job, though I’m not sure the lovely wife would dig the gig as much as I would.
I’m guessing that the PR machine that is TaylorMade/adidas will be coming up with some sort of contest giving a Natalie fan a chance to carry her bag, though I’m sure she’ll pick a real pro in the end.
Would you volunteer to caddie for Natalie? What are your qualifications?
I am supremely qualified because I am beyond the age of oogling babes and their body parts (except my dear wife who’s a knockout!)(you’re welcome, dear) and this would allow me to actually think about golf with a clear head (or two). However, refocusing Miss Gulbis from glam to golf could be a real challenge; I mean Butch can’t do it so who am I?
Have been around golf all of my life,live in the Pinehurst area.I think I would be good.Would love the chance to try