Politically correct holiday greetings

Written by: Tony Korologos | Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
Categories: Life • Miscellaneous

I just had a discussion with someone in a grocery store who was giving me grief for saying “Merry Christmas ” and not “happy holidays.” This is due to the possibility of my “offending” someone who’s religious, political or whatever other beliefs may be different than mine.

Last night I thanked my friend for inviting me to his Christmas party and I was quickly corrected. It was a “Winter Solstice” party, not a Christmas party. OK fine.

The politically correct thing has to go. Until then I hope I covered all the December holidays below:

Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas
Happy Hanuakkah
Happy Kwanzaa
Enjoy Winter Solstice
Happy Handwashing Awareness Month
Happy Hi Neighbor Month
Merry National Stress Free Family Holiday Month
Enjoy Read A New Book Month
Have a Safe Toy and Gift Month
Merry Universal Human Rights Month
Happy Write to a Friend Month

4 responses to “Politically correct holiday greetings”

PathtoPar says:

December 24, 2007 at 5:26 am

Although I have never run into the same situation, I hear there are many unfortunate people out there suffering from PCPD (politically correct personality disorder). Although mainly thought to be a mental disorder, new research is finding misfiring of brain synapses towards the left and the shrinking of testicles in laboratory men. A cure has yet to be found but high constant doses of reality from loved ones has shown promise.
Miranda says:

December 24, 2007 at 1:16 pm

You can also wish everyone a Happy Miranda’s Birthday Month 🙂
Tony Korologos a.k.a. mediaguru says:

December 24, 2007 at 7:58 pm

Aww shucks Miranda. Happy Birthday…month.
Paquin says:

December 26, 2007 at 1:08 pm

OK, Enough is enough, politically correct or not I was brought up to wish everybody a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year at this time of year and no one has the right to change it except myself. So to all a very merry christmas and a happy new year.